The Huluween season is alive and well, with the streamerโ€™s third dose of original horror titles just in time for Halloween—and Jack Oโ€™Lantern season. Plucking Justin Hardingโ€™s 2018 short film Carved from the Pumpkin Patch, Hulu keeps with their trend of turning short film concepts into feature-length narratives, as they did with the recent Mr. Crocket. Those whoโ€™ve seen the Carved short may remember a family meeting their end at a vicious, ragged-looking pumpkin when they try to turn it into a front steps display, and the feature follows in similar shoes. However, the concept for the movie is far more ambitious than I thought a film about a killer pumpkin would go. Carved starts with a bang, offering a multitude of bodies everywhere in the initial frames. Blood is strewn around a carving contest table and the surrounding farmhouse walls. And that thing that goes bump in the night—itโ€™s bumping.

The viewer is in the thick of it here, and thereโ€™s a lot of cause for excitement as the camera pans past a sign that reads โ€œstaff carving contest.โ€ Itโ€™s surely a morose pun in the Freddy Kruger vein while tendrils wriggle on the screen against the sounds of knives creating deep, cavernous flesh wounds and blood-curdling squelching sounds, but Itโ€™s a gorgeous macabre cacophony that feels like home to me. The familiar face of Mr.ย Crocketโ€™sย Elvis Nolasco graces the screen as a reporter desperate to escape a bad situation while documenting the entire spectacle. Regardless of how I would feel by the time Carved ended, I knew Harding would make it a fun ride getting there.

Traveling back to the start of the day for context, Carved focuses on a group of drama club kids who have more drama going on behind the scenes than the community play theyโ€™re performing on stage. Kira (Peyton Elizabeth Lee) just found out that her boyfriend Cody (Corey Fogelmanis) is leaving town without her and doesnโ€™t know how to tell her little brother Trevor (Wyatt Lindner), who looks up to him. Joining this group is a corporate transplant family led by Bill (Supernaturalโ€™sย DJ Qualls), who are there to cover up, propagandize, and mitigate claims against a chemical company that (whoopsie!) spilled some bad non-specific stuff in the quaint village a year earlier.

With the odd pairing pushed together through the circumstances of a pumpkin seeking revenge for his chopped-up brethren at an autumnal gathering gone awry. Co-writers Harding and Cheryl Meyer could easily conform their plot into a verbose Walking Dead essay on group dynamics, filled with differentiating viewpoints on politicized values. Yet,ย Carved functions on the dynamic of โ€˜lay back, relax, and have some fun,โ€™ which, considering itโ€™s two weeks before the Presidential election, plays very welcoming as an excuse to disengage from the doomscroll for ninety-five minutes. Even the subtextual chemical spill plays more like a nod to Return of the Living Dead and doesnโ€™t strive for anything deeper. In fact, the whole film feels like an amalgamation of familiar tropes and sequences, Frankensteined together for funsies.

A lot of tight and close framing is used to create the creepy-crawly tension of the pumpkinโ€™s tendril-like root system, leaving wide shots few and far between, which may be based on the filmโ€™s cramped locations. The practical effects have an incredible 80โ€™s nostalgic appeal. The monster is a marvel of gnarly delight, while a scalping scene had me grinning gleefully. Carvedโ€™sย CGI counterparts are acceptable, though they leave something to be desired, especially with how lovingly puppeteered the filmโ€™s creature is. The result here is a vibe of an old-school late-night made-for-tv movie, and thereโ€™s a lot of charm in that.

Carved is fun, but it isnโ€™t going to hit with every horror lover. Itโ€™s silly, messy, has a ridiculous number of plot holes, and an instantly tedious character narrative that it helpfully diffuses for most of the movie. However, lots of gore, interesting side-plots (Bill and Kev forever!), reckless decisions, and unique kills keep the film from growing stale. Itโ€™s pure slasher entertainment and itโ€™s a blast! The cameo power ofย Scary Movieย 2โ€™sย Chris Elliott andย Strangerย Thingsโ€™ย Matty Cardarople, along with the fantastic role ofย Theย Mickโ€™sย Carla Jimenez, certainly helps. So, turn off your brain and indulge in the pumpkin spice like a latte-drinking soccer mom on their way to Target. Carved is a pure serotonin injection for the season. Itโ€™s far from a perfectly Carved pumpkin, but itโ€™s worth giving this creature feature a try.


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