Well, if that title didn’t get your juices flowing, then maybe horror isn’t for you. Kane Hodder, Malcolm McDowell, and Michael Berryman star in an incredibly bloody trailer for the crowd funded movie Ever After, brought to you by director Laszlo Illes.

When seven woman head away for a bachelorette weekend they get more than they bargained for when the three little pigs show up, welding huge bastard axes and a flamethrower. If that wasn’t enough insanity for you, the woman then bump into The Huntsman (Michael Berryman), The Big Bad Wolf (Kane Hodder), The Frog King (Malcolm McDowell), The Witch (Bonnie Aarons), and The Ringmaster (Mark Sheppard), as well as a host of other fairy tale characters, all with murder on their mind.

Swear to Satan, if you look closely, you can see Red Riding Hood firing off a fucking shotgun at one point in the trailer.

Director Laszlo Illes comments:

“Ever After is a completed feature-length horror film. After growing far beyond its original Indiegogo roots, we’re returning to the community one final time to raise funds for festival submissions. Join a finished film risk-free, have your name appear on screen alongside the stars, and claim exclusive credits—including producer perks.”

And there’s still time for you to lend your support to the project by clicking here.

Which I highly advise you do, as Ever After promises to be a wild ride of blood, gore, and some of the most beloved childhood characters doing some pretty messed up shit with very sharp blades.