Author: Brendan Jesus


  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: Beaming Up (S5E6)

    There are two quick things I want to bring up before getting into this weekโ€™s episode. Starting off, I do not have some whiplash-inducing drama within the world of Skinwalker Ranch or the larger scope of disclosure. A lot has happened in the two weeks since the previous episode, but honestly, itโ€™s too much to…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: The Flash (S5E5) & A Chat With Jeremy McGowan

    If you read my coverage of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch Season 5 Episode 4: Bad Taste, you’re familiar with what is happening behind the scenes. After doing coverage last week, I realized I, too, may have been blinded by the cameras. While I did make it incredibly clear that I was in no way…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: Bad Taste (S5E4)

    Itโ€™s no secret that there are strange goings on within the perimeters of Skinwalker Ranch. The previous four seasons of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch have provided staggering and irrefutable evidence of something. One thing that ranch owner Brandon Fugal has made clear time and time again is that heโ€™s NOT saying there is clear-cut…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: Dead in the Water (S5E3)

    In an anomalous turn of events, it seems as if the History Channel realized audiences would feel a bit lackluster after Holy Cow and decided to make Season 5 Episode 3: Dead in the Water, jam-packed with excitement. As I mentioned in Whatโ€™s Up?, The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch usually follows a structural pattern of…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: Holy Cow (S5E2)

    By the end of Season 5 Episode 2 โ€œHoly Cowโ€ of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, ranch owner Brandon Fugal will boldly exclaim, โ€œWe are on the cusp of discovering the secret of Skinwalker Ranch.โ€ How did we get here? Before we cover the experiment, yes singular, in โ€œHoly Cowโ€ I think itโ€™s pertinent to…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: What’s Up (S5E1)

    Last summer, after being hit by a car for the first time, I was trying to find a good show to binge. Thatโ€™s when a friend recommended The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch. I knew the show by name, and lore, but had never pulled the trigger on watching it. As a fan of [fun] conspiracies,…

  • Another Satisfied Customer of Love Potion #666

    This review is dedicated to Jimmy Whiskers. Have you ever felt whiplash from reading a book? Have you ever seen a fully realized film in your head from reading a book? Have you ever read a book that left you turned on, disgusted, sad, and slightly optimistic? If you havenโ€™t, then hot damn, do I…

  • The Devil’s Rejects: My Most Watched Film

    Whatโ€™s the movie youโ€™ve watched more than any other? For me, itโ€™s The Devilโ€™s Rejects. On the surface, that may seem odd to pick due to its graphic nature and pleasantly unpleasant leads (who weave the line of protagonist and antagonist). When I was growing up, we would take one family vacation a year, and…

  • Ranking The Pumpkinhead Franchise

    Based on a poem by Ed Justin, Pumpkinhead reared its bulbous dome into the hearts of horror fans in the late โ€˜80s. With Lance Henricksen and Stan Winston attached, audiences knew they were in good hands. Pumpkinhead would not end up like most โ€˜80s films and seemingly disappeared from the horror zeitgeist awfully fast. A…

  • Night of the Creeps Is Incredibly Flawed and Incredibly Fun

    Horror films of the 80s were a different breed. Thatโ€™s not a statement on modern horror, horror before the 80s, or an indictment of 80s horror. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is a prime example of this. In 1986 TCM2 took a deeply dark and transgressive film and turned it into a horror comedy, an odd…