• Longlegs Shows the True Face of Evil

    Hype can be dangerous. Sure, it’s fun to look forward to a movie that’s supposed to be the best thing since Norman Bates turned a shower into a veritable abattoir, but if you let your expectations get out of control, you risk setting yourself up for disappointment. It’s a difficult balance to maintain, so I…

  • A Quiet Place and the Depths of Parental Love

    To prepare for the release of A Quiet Place: Day One, I revisited the previous two films in the franchise. I often do that when a new sequel or prequel comes out, but this time, I got a bit more out of these rewatches than I was expecting. They reminded me that A Quiet Place…

  • The Blue Rose Is a Surrealist Lynchian Nightmare

    Variety is the spice of life. Sure, I like straightforward horror movies like creature features and possession films as much as anyone, but occasionally I want something a bit weirder. I sometimes find myself craving a trip to the outer fringes of the genre, so when I first heard about The Blue Rose, I was…

  • Listen Carefully – Or Guilt Will Drive You Mad

    Listen Carefully is the sort of film I live for, existing in a weird cross-section between David Lynch and The Twilight Zone with a healthy dose of psychoanalysis. In fact, the worst thing about the film is that it’s virtually impossible to talk about why I like it so much without spoiling the film’s major twist,…

  • CFF24: Cannibal Mukbang is a ‘Meat’-Cute Rom-Com With Bite

    What the hell is mukbanging? Admit it, you’re curious enough to ask the question but have no idea what images Google might send you in response, so you’ve been waiting for this exact review, you sly dog. You’ve probably witnessed a mukbang and had no idea. And if you’ve ever eaten on camera and posted…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: What the Gel? (S5E10)

    Let’s not make a big deal about this, but we need to have a quick chat about the 1.6 GHz signal. I should state that the phenomenon of this mysterious signal that pops up sporadically is intriguing. And I want to believe! But I recently found out something that’s quite…revealing. Dr. Travis Taylor is correct,…

  • MaXXXine Ends the Trilogy on a Mostly Good Note

    When Ti West made X back in 2022, the film was a welcome return to the genre that put him on the map, but nobody expected it to turn into a franchise. However, as I’m sure you know, we all turned out to be completely wrong. West is now capping off the X trilogy with…

  • Delicate Arch Is Lovecraftian Meta Madness

    If you want to get me interested in a movie, your best bet might be to pitch it to me as a Lovecraftian mystery. I find that kind of horror irresistible, so when I first heard about Delicate Arch, I was instantly intrigued. The plot synopsis I received was pretty vague, but it teased that…

  • The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch: Spinning Out (S5E9)

    I had plans to start off the coverage of Season 5 Episode 9 Spinning Out by discussing an issue regarding Erik Bard’s use of the Kraken and how it has been posited it’s being used incorrectly. But this episode was off the walls crazy and I just need to get into it and discuss. So…

  • Britt Bankhead & Grace Patterson Share The Best Thing That Happened While Filming Insane Like Me?

    Recently, I got a chance to do an interview via email correspondence with Britt Bankhead and Grace Patterson, whose recent film Insane Like Me? dropped on VOD on June 4th. Britt and Grace share insight into the inspirations behind the film, as well as the best thing that happened during the filming process. HA: Britt, I’m…