I know what some of you are probably thinking. A name like The Coffee Table doesnโt exactly send chills down your spine. If anything, it sounds like the film is going to put you to sleep, but this is actually one of the most intense cinematic experiences Iโve ever had. The press email described the movie to me as โone of the cruelest films ever made,โ and now that Iโve seen it for myself, I can confirm that whoever wrote that was not exaggerating.
The Coffee Table was directed and co-written by Caye Casas, and it stars David Pareja, Estefanรญa de los Santos, Josep Riera, Claudia Riera, and Eduardo Antuรฑa. In the movie, Jesรบs and Marรญa are new parents going through a bit of a rough patch, and when we first meet them, theyโre in a store arguing about whether to purchase the titular coffee table. Marรญa hates it, but despite his wifeโs protestations, Jesรบs buys it anyway. And that ends up being the worst decision he ever made.
Some time afterward, Marรญa goes shopping and leaves her husband alone with their newborn son. It seems like no big deal, but the story soon takes an unexpectedly dark turn. Jesรบs falls into the new table while carrying the baby, and the poor kid ends up getting decapitated. Jesรบs is utterly traumatized by the accident, but he decides to hide the truth from his wife. He cleans up the mess and tells Marรญa the baby is just sleeping, and when his brother and the guyโs new girlfriend come over to meet the kid, Jesรบs tries his best to keep his dark secret from ruining the occasion.
On paper, that plot synopsis might remind you a bit of the Alfred Hitchcock classic Rope, but for my money, The Coffee Table takes its cue from another, much more recent filmโHereditary. More specifically, itโs very reminiscent of the harrowing sequence where Charlie gets decapitated and her brother just leaves her headless body in the car for their mother to find.

You might even say The Coffee Table is just that sequence stretched out to fill an entire movie. Granted, it doesnโt quite reach the torturous heights of Ari Asterโs haunting debut, but it makes up for its lighter punch by forcing you to sit with Jesรบsโ terrible secret for much, much longer.
Now, part of what makes that sequence in Hereditary so effective is Alex Wolffโs great turn as Charlieโs brother, and The Coffee Table leans on a similarly excellent performance. David Pareja is amazing as Jesรบs, and he absolutely nails the trauma this guy experiences at the death of his newborn son. He almost looks like heโs about to faint the entire time, so everything he does and says, even down to his facial expressions, gives off a palpable sense of unbearable pain.
That being said, Pareja doesnโt carry this movie all by himself. The Coffee Table canโt truly work unless his co-stars carry their weight as well, and thankfully, the rest of this cast is 100% up to the task. Theyโre completely believable as Jesรบsโ blissfully ignorant wife, brother, and not-quite-sister-in-law, so theyโre the perfect foils for this tortured father. Their utter exuberance at the mere existence of the baby would be infectious if you didnโt know he was dead, and that joy makes Jesรบsโ secret heartache stand out all the more.
That dynamic is the heart and soul of this entire film, and itโs devastatingly effective. The uncomfortable tension will have you squirming in your seat from the moment the kid dies, and the story will stick with you long after the credits begin to roll. Itโs almost a traumatic experience in itself, so if this doesnโt sound like something youโd enjoy, practice some self-care and give The Coffee Table a pass.

To be fair, thereโs more to this movie than just that excruciating tension. For example, even though we donโt see Jesรบs fall, the aftermath of the accident is pretty gory. The babyโs blood splatters all over the place, and Jesรบs himself sustains a nasty injury as well. He gets some glass in his hand, and when he pulls it out, the camera forces us to watch him do it. Itโs pretty intense, and the effects in this scene are totally convincing.
On top of that, The Coffee Table is also a hilarious black comedy. For the first twenty minutes or so, the humor comes primarily from Jesรบs and Marรญaโs banter, and it had me laughing out loud at least once every minute or two. However, after the tragic accident, the jokes take on a much darker tone, and they play off of the characterโs ignorance of the babyโs death.
To take just one example, thereโs a scene where Marรญa laughs at her husband for breaking his table so quickly, and she wishes that she couldโve seen his face when it happened. Of course, if she knew the truth, she would say nothing of the sort, but that dark irony is what makes the gag so funny.
Itโs the kind of humor you canโt help but laugh at even though part of you isnโt entirely sure you should, so it just adds to the uncomfortable tension. It helps make The Coffee Table a genuinely unrelenting emotional assault, so like I said before, if this isnโt your wheelhouse, you should stay as far away from it as possible. But if this is the kind of horror you enjoy, youโre going to love it. It truly is โone of the cruelest films ever made,โ and for those of you brave enough to check it out, itโs an experience you wonโt soon forget.


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