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Before Lee Cronin’s The Mummy hits theaters April 17, The Asylum had already rolled out their own version, because waiting politely was never really their thing. Their take on The Mummy landed on Digital on April 3rd, dragging a cursed artifact, mucho spookiness, and a very stupid plan to cheat deathaling with it. The story…
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Buffet Infinity has dropped a trailer, and instead of giving you scenes like a normal film, it feeds you a stream of fake TV commercials that slowly start to feel very, very sinister. The hook is simple but weirdly effective: the story unfolds through a patchwork of low-budget commercials, all set in the fictional Westridge…
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If you’re a regular visitor to the Horror Archives, you’ll know by now that I’m addicted to movies that feel like they were filmed on a dare. The kind of films that exist only because someone bet a somebody else that they couldn’t make a kung fu movie about strategy, philosophy, and who gets punched…
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WARNING! POTENTIAL SPOILERS! So don’t moan that I didn’t warn you. If there is one thing I’ve learned from years of rummaging through the damp, flickering basement of the horror genre, it’s this: never, under any circumstances, take a job that involves overnight shifts and industrial quantities of formaldehyde. But thank the unholy powers that…
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If you thought the first trailer for The Mummy was scary, you ain’t seen nothing yet as Lee Cronin brings pure nightmare fuel in this latest offering from his upcoming reimagining of the classic monster story, that wil leave you feeling as if you have been staked out in the blazing desert sun. The film…
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After years of sitting in limbo like a case nobody wants to reopen, the Cold War franchise is finally moving again and instead of pushing forward, it’s digging straight into its own past. Cold War 1994 is one of two confirmed prequels, alongside Cold War 1995, backed by Edko Films. Both were shot back-to-back, with…
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The Fuzzies is gearing up to hit Digital on May 1, and it’s coming in hot with felt, foam, and a mean streak a mile wide. Terror Films Releasing is backing the chaos, with Josh Funk and Dustin Vaught steering this thing straight into the fires of childhood Hell. A group of friends reunite at…
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WARNING: POTENTIAL SPOILERS!!! (So don’t complain that I didn’t tell you) Listen up, you beautiful creeps and midnight movie maniacs. If you’re like me, you spend your nights digging through the digital bargain bins of on-demand services, like Burke and Hare searching for a fresh corpse. Well, I’ve just emerged from the deep dark depths…
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In 1978, Lau Kar-leung and the legendary Gordon Liu looked at the entire concept of the martial arts movie and decided that what people really wanted was an hour-long, granular, deep-dive into the most grueling vocational school in human history. No shortcuts. No inspirational pop song. Just pain, repetition, and the creeping realization that your…
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The Caretaker is moving in on Tubi April 10, and and he’s wasting no time turning a families life into a full-blown domestic siege. After a brutal accident leaves Miles paralyzed, his wife does what anyone would do: brings in a live-in aide to help keep things together. At first, everything runs smoothly. Too smoothly.…