There are bad days at work and then thereโs this. The Slasher Nurse is sharpening its instruments and staggering toward a March 27 release on The B Stream, dragging a body bag full of classic slasher energy behind it, and yes, it absolutely smells like cheap disinfectant and revenge. The setup? Oh, itโs the good…
Well, I guess it’s inevitable. Once A.I takes over the world, we’ll all be on the chopping block. So, you can imagine my utter delight when the trailer for Dragn dropped, suggesting that the end might be closer than we think. At least, it is for these happy campers. In a team building exercise gone…
Slasher movies are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing more satisfying than spending an evening watching people get chopped up into hamburger meat in new and inventive ways, don’t you think? Well, what if you threw a little Cosmic Horror into the mix? The answer to that question can be seen here in the new trailer…
If being trapped in a category five hurricane wasn’t bad enough, Netflix decides that the cast of Thrash needs even more peril and adds a healthy does of shark attacks to their upcoming release. The press blurb reads: “When a Category 5 hurricane decimates a coastal town, the storm surge brings devastation, chaosโฆand something far…
There’s a moment in the new trailer for They Will Kill You where one of the characters says: “Come on guys, it’s just one girl.” It just so happens that his one girl is Zazie Beetz who is in the middle of murdering the shit out of every Satanist she comes across, in unique and…
If horror movies have taught us anything, it’s never go to any hotel, anywhere in the world, for any reason whatsoever. The Shining, 1408, Psycho for gods sake, if these aren’t signposts that say ‘Turn back, go home, and lock yourself in your bedroom’ then I donโt know what is. It appears, however, that Adam…
There are certain ways to sell a movie to me. You can have giant Cthulhu like monsters in it, you could mention that it is inspired by H.P. Lovecraft, or you could have a line in the trailer that states: “Oh wow, this is straight out of a fucking slasher movie.” The Daemon has all…
I love Grindhouse cinema and I make no bones about it. Whether it’s Pam Grier blowing drug dealers heads off with a shotgun in Coffy, or a bunch of rabid hippies guzzling down pints of claret in I Drink Your Blood, if it’s Grindhouse then it’s the right house for me. And that almost rhymed…
Letโs face it; the found footage horror genre is as dead as the dodo and twice as ugly. For far too long we, the fans, have been subjected to Hollywood’s attempts to wring another dollar out of its twitching corpse, or to films that should never have left the first draft. But Heritage, a movie…
ITN are at it again. On the back if a rash of new trailers, each one more bloody than the last, they company has dropped a brand new offering, Wizard of Death: Tinmanโs Rise, showing just have far our favourite metal bastard will go in his quest for a heart. He may look like a…