Category: News
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Never trust a clown. That’s just cold, hard facts. Anyone who hides themselves behind a ton of greasepaint while laughing uncontrollably is a serial killer in the making. Just ask John Wayne Gacy. Or the evil AI bastard that dons the persona of the titular character in the new trailer from Miracle Media and Trinity…
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“Don’t worry, Grandma. It’s fun to be dead.” Those eight words would be enough to raise the eyebrows of even the most hardened horror reporter, especially when they are uttered by a creature that looks as if they have not only been through Hell so many times they have a fucking condo there, they’ve also…
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If news of one brand new movie from ITN Movies wasn’t enough, the studio have unleashed a trailer for Popeye Returns. That’s right, everyone’s favourite public domain sailor is back, pissed off, and jacked up with enough super solder serum to make Marvel’s lawyers twitchy. After killing everyone and their grandma in Popeye’s Revenge, the…
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ITN Movies – the company responsible for such masterpieces as Bambi: The Reckoning and Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare – have just released a new trailer for the upcoming movie: Sharks vs. Mermaids. No. Really. Seemingly based on an ancient curse where if you get bitten by a shark or a mermaid, you become a blood…
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I’ve always been of the opinion that weddings are one of the true horrors in life, and it seems that I’m not alone as Netflix have just dropped the first trailer for their upcoming eight part series: Something Very Bad is Going to Happen. Rachel Harkin (Camila Morrone) and Nicky Cunningham (Adam DiMarco) are an…
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Just when you thought it was safe to peek put from behind your cushion, Showbox have released a teaser trailer for the Korean horror Salmokji: Whispering Water, that turns still water into something you’ll never quite trust again. According to the blurb; “The story takes place at Salmokji Reservoir, a well-known haunted site in Korea,…
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We’ve all done stupid things for love. I knew a guy who once travelled all the way to Australia to meet the girl of his dreams, only for her to dump him at the airport. L’amour makes us do the craziest things. However, perhaps not as crazy as what happens to Bear (Michael Johnston) after…
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What happens when Aaron Eckhart and Sir Ben Kingsley pilot a commercial flight with plenty of cannon fodder… er… I mean, passengers on board? Simple, you have one of the most spectacular crashes of all time – including a cartwheeling plane that just has to be seen to be believed – in Magenta Light Studios…
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Uwe Boll is a fucking headcase. And I mean that in the most respectful way possible. Here is a man who doesn’t take any shit from anyone, will tear critics a fresh asshole if they so much as look at one of his films the wrong way, and believes that everything he makes is a…
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Yeah, you read that right. According to Variety, Michael Shannon has been tapped up by the Dowdle Brothers to take on the titular role in a remake called Doctor Caligari’s Cabinet of Wonders. Which is far to close to Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium for my liking. John Erick Dowdle has gone on record stating: “Having…