Whatโs the measure of a good horror film? According to some people, itโs the killer Bs: blood, boobs, and F-bombs (that last one technically starts with an F, but you get the picture). In other words, horror movies need to be rated R, and if theyโre just PG-13, thereโs no point in even making them.
But if you know your horror history, you know thatโs a bunch of hogwash. As I wrote about last week, some of the most beloved genre classics of all time are PG-13 (or even just PG!), so unless you think films like Jaws and Poltergeist are a waste of time, you canโt deny that PG-13 horror deserves some serious respect.
And in this article, Iโd like to follow that up with a list of five modern movies that put the nail in the coffin for the โR onlyโ view. Like the PG-13 horror classics of old, these newer films also rely on sympathetic characters, great stories, and sheer creepiness to win audiences over, and they prove without a doubt that thereโs more to the genre than just the killer Bs.
Insidious
If youโre looking for a PG-13 horror movie that doesnโt skimp on the scares, look no further than the 2010 haunted house gem Insidious. It was James Wanโs warm-up for The Conjuring, and even though that film was rated R for being too scary, a lot of people think Insidious is even more terrifying. I personally disagree, but I wonโt argue the point too much.
The eerie imagery in this movie is just about guaranteed to stick with you long after the credits begin to roll, and thereโs a jump scare in here thatโs a legit all-timer. Hell, even the score will creep you the f*ck out, so this is hands down one of the most effective haunted house films ever made.
On top of all that, Insidious also stands out by ditching the Judeo-Christian trappings of most Western supernatural horror movies and giving us a very different take on the spiritual world. Itโs like a breath of fresh air in a subgenre that constantly recycles the same tired tropes over and over again, and that novel lore makes for a unique viewing experience thatโs just as intriguing as it is frightening.
The Last Exorcism

Next up, we have The Last Exorcism, one of the best PG-13 horror films that way too many people have never heard of. As its title implies, this is an exorcism movie, but itโs unlike just about anything youโve ever seen before. Itโs about a Christian pastor who finally comes clean and admits that his ministry is a scam, but when he performs one last exorcism to showcase the tricks of his trade, he realizes that heโs bitten off way more than he can chew.ย
I donโt know about you, but I think that premise alone is almost enough to land The Last Exorcism a spot on this list. Itโs a really unique spin on another subgenre that suffers from a bit too much homogeneity, and thankfully, the execution is totally up to par. Most notably, the story and the acting are absolutely captivating, so your eyes will be glued to the screen the entire time, even when thereโs nothing particularly scary happening on screen.
That being said, I donโt want you to get the wrong idea. While The Last Exorcism is more interesting than scary, it has its moments of genuine terror as well. Theyโre simply not the focus. But make no mistake about it, this is a legit horror film, and despite its PG-13 rating, it deserves to be on every genre fanโs to-watch list.
The Visit

Itโs only a slight exaggeration to say that The Visit saved M. Night Shyamalanโs career. See, when this movie came out, Shyamalan was the laughingstock of Hollywood. Films like Lady in the Water, The Last Airbender, and The Happening caused him to lose all credibility as a filmmaker, so nobody expected The Visit to be any good. But to everyoneโs surprise, this little movie was excellent.
Itโs about a pair of siblings who visit their estranged grandparents for the first time, and soon after they arrive, they realize that thereโs something a bit off about the elderly couple. Unfortunately, I canโt say much more about the plot without spoiling the film, but if you havenโt seen it, trust me, itโs intriguing as hell.
In particular, The Visit exhibits what a good friend of mine calls โthe unpredictability of human nature.โ You learn pretty quickly that thereโs not much rhyme or reason to the grandparentsโ odd behavior, so you simply have no idea what theyโre going to do next. That unpredictability makes for some super tense horror, so despite the movieโs PG-13 rating, itโs way more harrowing than blood and guts will ever be.
A Quiet Place

A Quiet Place is quite possibly the best film on this list, and it highlights a somewhat unpopular truth not just about PG-13 horror but about the genre as a whole: it doesnโt have to be scary. If a horror movie tells a great story, thatโll more than make up for the lack of frights, and A Quiet Place is one of this centuryโs best examples of that.
At its core, this film is all about family. More specifically, itโs about a fatherโs love for his kids, and it features one of the best cinematic fathers Iโve ever seen. I canโt go into too many specifics without spoiling the super touching ending, but trust me, this guy is a great example of what it means to truly love your children unconditionally.
That being said, A Quiet Place isnโt entirely devoid of horror chops. Even though this movie isnโt exactly scary, it does feature some awesome monsters and a boatload of amazingly tense and suspenseful moments that genre fans are sure to enjoy. Itโs just a great viewing experience all around, and it shows that even when a PG-13 horror film lacks the terrifying punch of its R-rated brethren, it can still wow us in other, equally impactful ways.
M3GAN

From arguably the best entry on this list, we move on to the horror comedy M3GAN, which just might be the most surprising. See, this movie is a slasher, and if thereโs one horror subgenre that usually requires an R rating, itโs this one. These films are all about gory kills, so itโs tough to see how they could possibly get by without the blood and guts theyโre typically known for.
But if youโve seen M3GAN, you know itโs not impossible. This movie tells a great story with great characters, and itโs one of the most hilarious horror comedies audiences have seen in a while. In fact, the drama and the humor work so well that the film doesnโt really need any horror at all. The kills are more of a side dish than the main course, so unless youโre just here for the bloody deaths, you might not even notice the lack of gore. M3GAN is that good, and it proves that just about any horror subgenre can work with a PG-13 rating.



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