Act I: The Fucking Foreplay โYou all know the drill. You hear the magic wordโSEQUELโand the blood runs cold, not from fear, but from disappointment. Itโs a studio contract, a cash-grab, a cynical, focus-grouped piece of cinematic product designed to wring a few more dollars out of a perfectly finished corpse. Itโs a mandatory encore…
The transition from small-screen superstar to big-screen money maker has been a slippery slope for many a wrestling legend. For every Dwayne โThe Rockโ Johnson, countless others have tried—and failed—to break away from their in-ring personas and carve a successful second career in the movie business. Does anyone care to remember Paul โTriple Hโ Levesqueโs…