• The Monkey: Chaos Bangs a Deathly Drum

    Somewhere between the beginning of your life and inevitable death, there’s chaos. Sometimes prosperous, but often not, mischief and difficulties are bound to rear their ugly little heads when you least expect them and, on occasion, to a devastating degree. So what do we call an entity of entropy so provocative it only leads to…

  • Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch: $3 Billion Heist (S3E1)

    Hello weary traveler, it’s been a while since we talked. I took some time away from Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch post-Season 4, but now I’m back and ready to talk about the highly controversial Season 3. (Controversial in my eyes.) With no Eric Drummond, and too much James Keenan and Ryan Skinner, Season 3…

  • Night of the Zoopocalypse or Clive Barker Presents Madagascar

    Animated films and television are some of my favorites. You’ve probably heard me mention Futurama once or twice in my reviews, but it runs so much deeper than that. Knowing that, it likely won’t surprise anyone that Night of the Zoopocalypse is one of my most anticipated movies of 2025 and likely the most understated.…

  • Cara Sets a Gritty Tone for Psychological Horror

    The stars of The Baby in the Basket, Elle O’Hara and Michaela Longden, have another film set to release this month that offers a very different vibe from their gothic horror film. Cara, which premiered last August at FrightFest, releases this week on PVOD, diverging significantly from what you might expect. Typically, a title like Cara…

  • The Gorge Is a Pit of Fun Thanks to It’s Awesome Creatures

    As the director of some of the most notable modern horror films, Scott Derickson has been a powerhouse for the last twenty-five years, proving capable on one of my favorite Hellraiser sequels, Hellraiser V: Inferno, reimaging the exorcism film with The Exorcism of Emily Rose, scoring the scientifically proven scariest movie of all time with…

  • Inhabitants’ Ghost Story Compells A Religious Examination

    No two things are as intertwiningly paradoxical as Christianity and guilt. When I think of God, I think of the belief first—a relationship with the mystical pieces of the universe. This is something none of us can prove or deny: belief is immutable. While watching Matt McClung’s Inhabitants, I was surprised to see similar thoughts…

  • TOUCHDOWN! Underground Football Movies for Genre Film Fans

    If you’re suffering the doldrums of a Chiefs v Eagles Super Bowl because your team isn’t in it or think, “This Superbowl can LIX my….” for any reason, don’t worry, I have come up with a list of suitable replacements for you to seek out to get your fill of football the way you like…

  • Renner May Not Give Us a HAL 9000, But Muniz Shines

    When the words: “Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal” were uttered in 2001: A Space Odyssey, the concept of artificial intelligence began cementing itself as both extraordinary and fearful. A learning machine on a space expedition, the HAL 9000, or Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic Computer, became a villain as it tried to protect itself from…

  • The Baby in the Basket is a Poorly Shipped Care Package

    Few films can get to you the way a good religious horror movie can. The Exorcist, for instance, pitches a priest amid a crisis of faith set against the cruelty of watching his mother’s health deteriorate while also being called to an actress’ aid as her daughter becomes increasingly sick. With nuance and subtlety, Father…

  • Armand Provokes A Schoolhouse Courtroom of High Tension

    Exaggeration is often a key component of what makes a great horror movie—emphasizing the tension, overstating the viscera, and aggrandizing a beast. When the stakes are high, the audience is on the edge of their seat. Then comes the undertones. The social commentary in parallels, symbolism, and allegories that aren’t there to be noticed on…