Category: Film


  • Focus Features/Blumhouse Show Their Obsession In New Teaser Trailer

    We’ve all done stupid things for love. I knew a guy who once travelled all the way to Australia to meet the girl of his dreams, only for her to dump him at the airport. L’amour makes us do the craziest things. However, perhaps not as crazy as what happens to Bear (Michael Johnston) after…

  • Magenta Light Studios Drop Teaser Trailer for Sharkfest: Deep Water

    What happens when Aaron Eckhart and Sir Ben Kingsley pilot a commercial flight with plenty of cannon fodder… er… I mean, passengers on board? Simple, you have one of the most spectacular crashes of all time – including a cartwheeling plane that just has to be seen to be believed – in Magenta Light Studios…

  • How Stephen King’s Carrie is a Definitive Piece of 70s Horror

    Recently I re-read Stephen King’s debut novel Carrie. I hadn’t read it since high school and reading it again as an adult gave me a far deeper understanding of the book. Not just as a profound empathetic statement, not just as a piece of social commentary, but also as a formative text for King as…

  • Terrifier 2 (2022): The Uncut Sovereignty of the Grindhouse

    The modern horror landscape is obsessed with being important. We are currently drowning in a sea of elevated genre films where every ghost is a stand-in for intergenerational trauma and every monster is a metaphor for a suppressed social anxiety. It’s all very polite, very academic, and very, very boring. The industry has become a…

  • The Evil Dead (1981): The Splatter of Defiance

    Most horror movies are built on a foundation of “why.” Why did the killer choose this house? Why does the ghost have a grudge? Why won’t the car start? We’ve been conditioned to look for a logic that validates our fear, as if understanding the monster makes the teeth any less sharp. We want our…

  • Send Help: Hilarious Role Reversal on a Deserted Island

    When I first saw the trailer for Sam Raimi’s new film, Send Help, I was immediately excited at the prospect of another gory, fun-filled film like Evil Dead. The trailer was intense, giving the impression of extreme violence, unhinged characters, and thrilling action. What I didn’t know was that the film was about to pull…

  • Cat People (1942): Grown-Up Horror Begins Here

    ​The year 1942 was the the symbolic terminal point for the Classic Monster. Universal’s pantheon—the aristocrats in capes and the tragic hulks in bandages—had become safe. They were creatures of the light, their every move choreographed, their makeup kits fully visible to even the most casual observer. They belonged to the theater of the grand…

  • Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988): Baptism by Slime

    There is a precise moment in the development of a certain kind of mind where the trajectory of one’s aesthetic life is altered forever. For some, it is a high-brow literary awakening; for others, it is the discovery of a specific, crushing guitar riff in a windowless club. But for me—at the volatile, impressionable age…

  • The Omen (1976): Evil With a Trust Fund

    ​There are a few hills, as a writer, I will die on. For example, Ed Wood is the greatest director to ever live because he was so terrible at what he did, Sophie Thatcher can become the next big scream queen if she decides to stick it out in the genre, and The Omen remains…

  • The Exorcist (1973): A War Report from the Front Lines of the Eternal

    We need to stop pretending that The Exorcist is just another classic movie that you check off a list so you can feel culturally literate. I am so tired of the modern elevated horror crowd—the ones who think a movie is only good if it’s a metaphor for hereditary trauma or a deeply moving exploration…