Category: Film
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Uwe Boll is a fucking headcase. And I mean that in the most respectful way possible. Here is a man who doesn’t take any shit from anyone, will tear critics a fresh asshole if they so much as look at one of his films the wrong way, and believes that everything he makes is a…
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Warning: There are spoilers for both Silent Hill 2 and Return to Silent Hill in this article. As you can tell from this recent article, Christopher Gans’ adaptation of the classic psychological survival-horror game Silent Hill 2 failed to meet expectations. Through and through, it was a disaster on almost every level, altering fundamental aspects…
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There is a specific kind of magic that occurs when a man’s ego and his budget have never even been in the same post code. Most directors, when faced with a total lack of funds, try to hide their poverty under the cover of darkness or clever framing. Not Edward D. Wood Jr. Ed Wood…
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Yeah, you read that right. According to Variety, Michael Shannon has been tapped up by the Dowdle Brothers to take on the titular role in a remake called Doctor Caligari’s Cabinet of Wonders. Which is far to close to Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium for my liking. John Erick Dowdle has gone on record stating: “Having…
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Ahead of its imminent release, Paramount Pictures have released a new featurette: Sidney’s Journey to Scream 7. In it, both Neve Campbell and Kevin Williamson look back at Sidney Prescott’s 30-year travel through the Scream Universe – the Screamiverse? – and how she has changed through the seemingly endless run-ins with a multitude of psychopaths…
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Shot in the dying breath of the sixties and released into the hangover of a new decade, The Horror of Frankenstein is a strange movie. An amalgamation of past and present, that you will either love unequivocally or despise with every fibre of your being. The Gothic laboratory, once a place of flickering candles and…
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Lauren LaVera – the most excellent final girl of all final girls: Sienna Shaw – revealed in an interview with Den of Geek that she had yet to see any of Damien Leone’s for Terrifier 4, but that would like to see a few things happen. When asked about the script, Lauren LaVera stated: “I…
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As reported by Deadline, A24 are set to release a Texas Chainsaw Massacre TV series, and there is also a new movie rumoured to be in the works According to J.T. Mollner: “I’ve said publicly that I’m not interested in remaking perfect films, and the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a perfect film. Tobe Hooper…
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An escaped and deranged mental patient. Three girls in their pajamas. More dodgy 80s Metal than you could shake a can of hairspray at. And a title like The Last Slumber Party should be all you need to know about the atrocious pile of garbage you’re about to dive headlong into, so don’t say I…
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Benjamin Franklin once wrote: “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” But what ol’ Benny boy should’ve add to that famous quote is: “… Oh, and big fucking monsters stomping on city’s and beating the shite out of each other. That will always be entertaining.” And if that’s…