RZA is back behind the camera, bringing that old school Kung Fu and Exploitation vibe in his latest film, One Spoon of Chocolate, which lands in cinemas May 1st through 36 Cinema Distribution and Variance Films, with a red band trailer that makes its intentions very clear within seconds: this is going to get fucking…
By the time 1988 rolled around, the Friday the 13th franchise was starting to look a bit like a heavyweight boxer who had taken one too many shots to the jaw. Weโd seen Jason die, come back as a zombie, get replaced by a copycat, and get resurrected by a lightning bolt like a hockey-masked…
To watch a Shaw Brothers film today is usually an exercise in nostalgia. A journey back to a time of vibrant colors, synchronized choreography, and operatic drama where everyone has perfect hair even after a sword fight. However, watching the 1971 classic The Bride from Hell feels markedly different. It is a film haunted not…
If there is one hill I am prepared to die on, likely at the business end of a customized farm tool, it is this: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon is the most criminally underrated horror movie in the history of the genre. Itโs a masterpiece that takes the slasher rulebook, puts it…
โItโs in 4:3 ratio. Itโs rougher than a badgers arsehole. Itโs so badly edited that the plot doesnโt make any sense. The dubbing is laughable. And there are two of them, not one as the title suggests. Yet, I canโt help myself. I love this movie.โ Welcome back to the deep, dark depths of the…
Bruce Lee was the first ever tattoo I got on my body, which should be enough to tell you just how much I worship the man. Itโs there on my upper right arm, a permanent reminder that while Iโm sitting here typing this with a posture that would make a chiropractor weep, Bruce Lee was…
If thereโs one thing weโve learned from the damp, flickering basement of the 80s, itโs that you canโt keep a good corporate mascot down. In the world of horror, death isn’t a finale; itโs a temporary inconvenience, a smoke break before the next shift starts. โBy 1988, the slasher genre was having a full-blown identity…
Thereโs something deeply wrong with seaside towns in horror. Too quiet. Too polite. Like everyoneโs collectively agreed not to mention the thing that eats people after dark. Enter Widowโs Bay, where that ‘thing’ is done waiting. Apple TV is dropping this supernatural slow-burn (that probably wonโt stay slow for long) on April 29th, kicking things…
Buckle up, because the Passenger isnโt offering snacks, legroom, or any chance of making it to your destination in one piece. Horror ringmaster Andrรฉ รvredal is back behind the wheel, and this time heโs trading haunted ships and small-town nightmares for a road trip that goes straight through Hellโs dodgiest postcode. His latest film, Passenger,…
Some friendships donโt fade. They rot, get dug back up, and start causing problems for the entire neighbourhood. Thatโs the premise coming off of My Best Friendโs Dead, an indie horror title thatโs taking the whole ride or die concept and stretching it well past the point where it shouldโve stayed buried. The film is…