Tag: ITN Movies


  • Give โ€™Em Forty Whacks: Lizzie Borden: The Hatchet House Trailer Drops

    Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks, when she saw what she had doneโ€ฆ โ€ฆ ITN Distribution moved the whole thing to England and gave her a movie where she goes crazy ape bonkers with a hatchet. While Ryan Murphyโ€™s glossy prestige machine prepares to drop Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story…

  • Wizard of Death: Tinmanโ€™s Rise Asks What if he Really, Really Wanted a Heart?

    ITN are at it again. On the back if a rash of new trailers, each one more bloody than the last, they company has dropped a brand new offering, Wizard of Death: Tinmanโ€™s Rise, showing just have far our favourite metal bastard will go in his quest for a heart. He may look like a…

  • Pinocchio Murders The Hell Out of Everyone in Brutal New Trailer for Pinocchio Unstrung

    Yeah, you have to watch this. In the brutal new trailer for Pinocchio Unstrung, brought to you by the good folks at ITN, Pinocchio murders the hell out of everyone he comes across in his quest to become a real boy. A lot of negative things have been said about the use of public domain…

  • ITN Movies Unleash New Trailer: Popeye Returns

    If news of one brand new movie from ITN Movies wasn’t enough, the studio have unleashed a trailer for Popeye Returns. That’s right, everyone’s favourite public domain sailor is back, pissed off, and jacked up with enough super solder serum to make Marvel’s lawyers twitchy. After killing everyone and their grandma in Popeye’s Revenge, the…

  • ITN Movies Release Trailer: Sharks vs. Mermaids

    ITN Movies – the company responsible for such masterpieces as Bambi: The Reckoning and Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare – have just released a new trailer for the upcoming movie: Sharks vs. Mermaids. No. Really. Seemingly based on an ancient curse where if you get bitten by a shark or a mermaid, you become a blood…