• Phallic Ships, Space Brothels, and Harley Cults: Why I Can’t Hate Galaxina

    If you ever find yourself leaning over a sticky pub table trying to explain Galaxina to someone who’s never had the misfortune of seeing it, don’t bother explaining the plot. The scriptwriters certainly didn’t bother writing one. What we’ve got here is a 1980 exploitation Frankenstein that spends its first hour drifting aimlessly through deep…

  • Review: A Wilting Fountain by Pâenil Era

    Pâenil Era don’t hold you hand with A Wilting Fountain. They don’t offer you an easy road in, with helpful signposts to point you in your way. Instead, Pâenil Era just drop you in the middle of a very big and very dark forest, wish you the best of luck, and sod off to the…

  • Motorvatin’ Back to 1981: Hanoi Rocks Announce Complete Collection

    Yeah, alright. I know I said I wouldn’t be doing news going forward, but come on, this is Hanoi Rocks and I love Hanoi Rocks. BMG are dropping a massive box set on November 13th called The Complete Collection 1981-1984, pulling together their entire legendary initial run across either 6LPs or 6CDs. You get all…

  • Hopping Vampires, Dublin Pest Control, and Getting Twatted in the Bollocks: Kung Fu Deadly Review

    Kung Fu. Check. Jiangshi. Check. Steven He. Check. Let’s be honest here: there was very little chance I wasn’t going to adore this film. It takes the glorious, unhinged spirit of classic 1980s Hong Kong hopping-vampire cinema and drops it right into the middle of Dublin, forcing two utterly useless pest exterminators, Danny (Steven He)…

  • Review: Primordial Bloodlines by Wyrdstæf

    I like this record. A lot. It completely refuses to be pigeonholed, and it’s different from anything else I can think of off the top of my head. The UK outfit first reared their heads in 2021 with the Great Migrations EP, even turning up on Channel 4’s Britain’s Most Historic Towns to scream through…

  • British Psychological Chiller Remembrance Gets UK Digital Release This October

    Anyone who caught Feed Me or Hosts knows co-director Richard Oakes doesn’t bother with polite, cozy British drama. He makes nasty, uncomfortable genre flicks. His latest, Remembrance, co-directed with writer-star James Matthew Denton, heads straight to UK digital platforms on 19 October via Reel2Reel Films. Things kick off in a hospital bed where Grace (Alyssa…

  • Bacon, Bikers, and Brainless Mayhem: Stone Cold (1991)

    Every now and then, cinema gives us a piece of pure, low-IQ perfection. A film so absurdly hyper-masculine that it feels like it was conceived and funded by a room full of concussed linebackers who had just watched Cobra and drunk three crates of cheap lager. Craig R. Baxley’s Stone Cold is that film. Ex-NFL…

  • Twenty Years Later, the Mutant Ewes Are Back: Black Sheeps Drops First Trailer

    Blood, guts, and mutated killer sheep. This is the kind of shit I live for. Twenty years after unleashing one of the finest horror-comedies to ever come out of New Zealand, writer-director Jonathan King is finally returning to the farm. Umbrella Entertainment has dropped the official trailer for Black Sheeps, and it looks like a…

  • Chainsaws, Leather Daddies, and Festive Creeps: Christmas at the Kringles Drops Teaser Trailer

    Any trailer that has the line: “I’m so glad I found you. There’s a crazy man with a chainsaw. Spoiler alert, it’s me” is always going to grab my attention, especially when it makes me spit out my mouthful of coffee due to laughing. Director Kevin Lewis, the man who gave us Nicolas Cage silently…

  • Eight Days of Blood, Witches, and Cyber Terror: Brooklyn Horror Film Fest Unveils 2026 Slate

    The Brooklyn Horror Film Festival has dropped its full program for 2026, locking in eight days of blood-splattered premieres, retrospectives, and late-night drinking at Nitehawk Cinema Williamsburg from October 15–22. Australian director Nicky Murphy gets things moving on opening night with the U.S. premiere of I Love Paris, a vampire mockumentary about an underground singer…