• Terrifier (2016): Why Art the Clown is the Hero Modern Horror Deserves

    Listen, we need to have a serious talk about Terrifier. Not the kind of talk where we sit around stroking our metaphorical beards and debating the semiotics of the slasher. I’m talking about a real, boots-on-the-ground conversation about why this movie makes people lose their minds.​ Every time I bring up Art the Clown in…

  • Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Horror Begins to Evolve

    The Resident Evil franchise was riding high after the release of its second installment. Perfect scores and gaming awards were rained down on the game. Fans were again calling for another game, begging for more monsters and mayhem. With record sales Capcom was happy to give fans what they wanted.  With Resident Evil 2 doing…

  • Scars of Dracula (1970): The Corpse That Would Not Stay Buried

    Welcome to 1970. The velvet-lined dream of the 1950s Gothic revival has not just ended; it has been eviscerated. Outside the gates of Bray Studios, the world is screaming. The counterculture has turned into a permanent riot, the Vietnam War is a televised charnel house, and the youthquake has moved on from ghost stories to…

  • Paranount Drop Scream 7 Superbowl Trailer Via Dread Central

    The folks over at Paramount have just dropped their upcoming Scream 7 Superbowl trailer via Dread Central. In the new trailer, Sidney Prescott, her family, and friends (once again) have to fight for their lives against a fresh Ghostface killer. But not Method Man. Directed by Kevin Williamson, from a script he co-wrote with Guy…

  • Paganini Horror (1989): When The Devil Demands an Encore

    Let’s get one thing straight before we step into this particular circle of cinematic hell: Italian horror in 1989 was not a place of prestige. It was a graveyard of ambition. The golden age of Mario Bava and Dario Argento had curdled into a landscape of diminishing returns, where the masters were tired, the budgets…

  • The Doom That Came to Sarnath (1919) — The Revenge of the Silent

    In mid-1919, H. P. Lovecraft moved his cosmos from the lighthouse of the soul to the foundations of civilization itself. With The Doom That Came to Sarnath, he produced a prose-poem of staggering cruelty and historical inevitability. This is not a story about ghosts or monsters in the traditional sense; it is a story about…

  • Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory (1961): A Broken, Sleazy, Mislabelled Mess That Has No Right Working (But Does)

    There are films you love because they’re good. There are films you love because they’re important. And then there are films you love because something in them is fundamentally wrong, and it presses a button you don’t fully understand. Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory is that third kind of film. This is a 1961 Italian…

  • Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970): The Revenge That Refused to Die

    ​The year is 1970. The psychedelic haze of the late sixties has drifted away, leaving behind the cold, grey morning of a new decade. For Hammer Film Productions, the Gothic castle was no longer a sanctuary; it was a cage. The audience had seen the stakes, the garlic, and the crosses a hundred times over.…

  • Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969): The Logic That Outlived the Man

    The year is 1969. The Summer of Love has curdled into the Manson murders, the Vietnam War is a rhythmic pulse of televised slaughter, and the Gothic dream—that mist-shrouded world of tragic monsters and velvet-clad visionaries—is bleeding out on the floor. In this cultural twilight, Hammer Film Productions released Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. It did…

  • The Undertaker (1988): A Miserable Slab of Exploitation Trash That I Can’t Stop Loving

    The Undertaker (1988… ish) opens the only way a certain kind of late-80s horror film knows how: with a woman in immediate danger, a road that looks like it hasn’t seen a living soul since Nixon resigned, and dialogue so aggressively stupid it feels like it’s daring you to turn the film off What’s this?…