• He Never Left is the Slasher Film All Grown Up

    In the Haddonfield-like city of Larson, residents are accustomed to flyers sporting the word ‘missing.’ The town’s spirited history marred by the long reign of terror wrought by masked serial killer Pale Face has left an indelible mark and an unease that his disappearance was never the end of his killing spree. Seventeen years after…

  • Beyond the Wasteland Searches for Love in a Bleak World

    Post-apocalyptic horror films are everywhere these days. Just this year, we’ve gotten Never Let Go, Arcadian, and A Quiet Place: Day One, and that’s only the tip of the iceberg. These movies are as popular as ever, and while your mileage may vary, I wouldn’t have it any other way. Sure, I don’t love every…

  • Beyond the Woods: An Off-the-Beaten-Path Slasher Import

    I think it’s safe to assume that anyone reading this article right now knows that I’m constantly scouring the edges of bargain bins, the corners of the internet, and the never-ending depths of streaming services to introduce readers to films outside of the mainstream that they’ve likely never been introduced to. Halloween is always a…

  • Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch: Radioactive Rocks (S2E5)

    There will be no author’s note this time. When I say I haven’t interacted with UFOTwitter in over a week I mean it! I’ve been so insanely busy and haven’t spent much time doom scrolling through multiple arguments and threads. I did spend about $250 at Arrow Video, though. If that means anything.  Anyway, let’s…

  • Mayhem Film Festival 2024: Day Two

    Friday 18 October, day two of the marvelous Mayhem Film Festival, had a “crimey” thread running through it; well at least until we get to the final film, which was distinctly horror. Mayhem’s remit is described as “the best in contemporary horror, science-fiction and cult cinema and television from around the world”, and it did…

  • Recapping the Music Box of Horrors Movie Marathon 2024

    Every year, the Music Box Theatre in Chicago hosts the Music Box of Horrors movie marathon. For 24 hours, Chicago’s 95-year-old repertory movie house becomes the home of 12 to 15 horror movies, carefully curated to entertain, shock, and terrify a sell-out crowd of degenerate horror movie fans. Frequently, there will be Q&A sessions with…

  • Your Monster Is a Hilarious and Heartwarming New Take on Beauty and the Beast

    When someone mentions Beauty and the Beast, what comes to mind? For most people, it’s probably the animated film from the 1990s, but the story is actually much older than that. It’s a centuries-old fairy tale that’s been adapted for the big screen multiple times, and my personal favorite is the 1946 French version. But…

  • Venom: The Last Dance Delivers Eye-Popping Symbiote Fun

    I’m not going to sit here and tell you that the Venom movies are great. They’re not. They have all sorts of storytelling problems, but despite that, I still think they’re a ton of fun. I’ll always be a fan of this franchise, so when I heard Sony was making a third Venom film, I…

  • So You Want to Learn About Catholic Exorcism?

    Whether you’re a longtime horror veteran or you just like to dip your toes in the genre every once in a while, I’m sure you’ve seen at least one film where a priest saves a helpless victim from a malicious demon. Ever since The Exorcist, exorcism, and specifically Catholic exorcism, has been a staple of…

  • Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch: What’s Inside The Box? (S2E4)

    Before we get into this week’s episode of Mystery at Blind Frog Ranch, I wanted to bring up something that came to light around the morning of October 13th. Users across TikTok reported something odd over the skies of Washington D.C., Virginia, and North Carolina. It should be noted that this story seemingly doesn’t have…