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If Police Story is my idea of perfection in the genre of Action/Comedy, then Donnie Yen’s SPL (aka: Killzone) is the ultimate downer that is, somehow, also biblically good.​ Welcome to a world where the color palette is bruised kidney, the moral compass is spinning like a ceiling fan in a hurricane, and the only…
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There are bad days at work and then there’s this. The Slasher Nurse is sharpening its instruments and staggering toward a March 27 release on The B Stream, dragging a body bag full of classic slasher energy behind it, and yes, it absolutely smells like cheap disinfectant and revenge. The setup? Oh, it’s the good…
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Look, we’ve all had bad days. You catch your husband at a bar with a woman whose hair has more volume than your entire personality, you get gaslit by the local sheriff, and then, to top it all off, giant bald alien in a velvet tracksuit tries to steal your diamond necklace. It’s a lot.…
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London, 1888. A city where the fog is thick enough to chew, the gin is basically paint thinner, and everyone seems to be one bad day away from either joining a cult or being dissected by a gentleman in a top hat. Welcome to the fucked up world of Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde, the…
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Listen up: if you want to understand what action cinema looked like before safety nets, digital doubles, and lawyers, watch Police Story. In 1985, Jackie Chan turned a Hong Kong shopping mall into a demolition zone and treated his own body like a crash-test dummy. What follows isn’t just action choreography, it’s controlled chaos performed…
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In 1986, James Cameron took Ridley Scott’s slow-burning nightmare and turned it into something louder, meaner, and infinitely more dangerous. Aliens didn’t just continue the story of the xenomorph, it escalated it. The lonely terror of a haunted freighter became a full-scale war in the dark, where pulse rifles rattle through steel corridors and motion…
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Well, I guess it’s inevitable. Once A.I takes over the world, we’ll all be on the chopping block. So, you can imagine my utter delight when the trailer for Dragn dropped, suggesting that the end might be closer than we think. At least, it is for these happy campers. In a team building exercise gone…
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Slasher movies are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing more satisfying than spending an evening watching people get chopped up into hamburger meat in new and inventive ways, don’t you think? Well, what if you threw a little Cosmic Horror into the mix? The answer to that question can be seen here in the new trailer…
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If being trapped in a category five hurricane wasn’t bad enough, Netflix decides that the cast of Thrash needs even more peril and adds a healthy does of shark attacks to their upcoming release. The press blurb reads: “When a Category 5 hurricane decimates a coastal town, the storm surge brings devastation, chaos…and something far…
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That scream. I’d forgotten about that scream. The one where a man’s soul seems to have been wrenched from his body as the realisation of what has just happened hits him square in the face. The door slams. Then utter blackness. The credits start to roll, and underneath it all, there is still that scream.…