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We’ve all had those mornings. You wake up, the coffee is bitter, your joints are creaking like a rusted gate, and you suddenly realize that the only way to find closure for your childhood trauma is to dig up the corpse of the supernatural serial killer who haunted your dreams and shove a metal fence…
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A new trailer for Saturnalia has arrived, and it’s basically dipped head-to-toe in 1970s Italian giallo goodness; bright colours, bad vibes, and the strong possibility that nobody in this school is making it to graduation. Set in 1979, the film follows Miriam Basconi, a young woman shipped off to a prestigious academy after her parents…
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The new trailer for Long Time Listener is live, and it’s taking the whole ‘thanks for tuning in’ vibe and carving it into bite-sized chunks. Death is officially on the air, and someone out there isn’t just a fan; they’re ready to participate. Directed and starring Danielle Nicolet (The Flash), making her debut in the…
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A trailer has dropped for A Thousand Cuts, and it looks like someone took a true crime special, spiked it with dark comedy, and then locked it in a room with a couple whose relationship is already hanging by a thread. Spoiler: the thread does not survive. Written and directed by Jake Horowitz, the film…
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MPX is unleashing I Know Exactly How You Die onto US digital platforms April 7, including Prime Video and Fandango at Home, because apparently streaming services decided we all needed a little late-night paranoia with our evening scroll. Directed by Alexandra Spieth, written by Mike Corey and starring Rusabh Patel, I Know Exactly How You…
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Jon Abrahams is back, and this time he’s not dodging awkward in-laws, he’s dodging reality itself. In Fractured, filming this spring in Ohio, he stars as Arthur Thorne, a man whose anxiety is so tight it could snap a rib. Enter his therapist, Dr. Sharma (Felissa Rose, Sleepaway Camp, Terrifier 2), who apparently moonlights as…
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I love Traditional Kung-Fu movies. I know this might put me in a minority of one, but I love everything about them. I love the pomp and circumstance. I love how they are steeped in Chinese Opera. I love how people are decent enough to stand around in the background of a fight, waiting for…
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With acting more wooden than a forest, nighttime shots that just aren’t, a lobster from the local aquarium for a super imposed giant monster, and a Leader whose beard looks like it was glued to his face from a shagpile carpet and painted black with boot polish, Teenagers from Outer Space is a fucking laugh…
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Dario Argento is a name that will forever be cherished by horror fans, and one film in particular seems to have captured the most black hearts: his 1977 classic Suspiria. Chances are, if you’ve only seen one Argento film, it will have been Suspiria. While receiving mixed reviews on release, it has since become critically…
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Hellraiser doesn’t so much ease you in as it does drag you by your collar straight into a house where pleasure and pain have the same zip code, and the rent is overdue. Clive Barker’s vision is loud, wet, and unapologetically tactile: skin stretches, chains scrape, and every moment hints at something that will absolutely…